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What Percent Disgusting Are You?

Let us tell you.
9.30am, 23 Jul 2016
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Have you ever eaten your dinner in your room and left the plate to languish there for days (perhaps weeks) on end?
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Yes, what's it to you?
No! Who does that?
Have you ever slept on a bed with no sheet?
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Yes, but only because I was really, really tired.
I have regularly done this.

What kind of animal do you think I am?
Be honest -- do you like the smell of your own farts?
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Yes, I am very proud of my farts.
...sometimes.

No. In fact, I actively live in fear of other people smelling them.
Have you ever knowingly peed in a swimming pool?
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Yes, and anyone who says they haven't is a LIAR.
Yes, but I was very young.

*gags*
Is it ever okay to wee in the shower?
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Sure it all goes down the plughole anyway.
WTF NO!!!
Have you ever picked your nose and eaten it?
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Yes.
*gets sick in mouth* NO.
Be honest - when was the last time you washed your towel?
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In the last wash.
Definitely in the last few weeks.

Your honour, I cannot recall.
You've ran out of clean underwear. What do you do?
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Wear yesterday's pair. No biggy.
Turn yesterday's pair inside out and hope for the best.

Go out to buy a new pair and change into them ASAP.
Go commando.
How religious are you about washing your hands after using the loo?
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I *always* wash.
I only wash if I've done a number two.

Men, sometimes I skip it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You have a wedgie and you need to... fix yourself. Do you or do you not smell your hands afterwards?
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Yeah, so what?
Never.
Have you ever sicked up in your mouth... and then swallowed it?
Yes and I am not proud of it.
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You are 0% disgusting!
Clean as a whistle, you are. The nuns would be proud.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 27% disgusting!
We're all prone to bouts of digustingness. No shame.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 50% disgusting!
When it comes to being disgusting, you're like Clark Kent and Superman. By day, you're clean as a whistle. By night, you're a filthy animal.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 72% disgusting!
YOU FILTHY ANIMAL! When was the last time you changed your jocks?
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 100% disgusting!
Reprehensible. Get your act together.
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